Serious Scientific Research: My Toilet Paper Survey
I went to the post office and received my highly classified package. Don’t tell anybody, this will be our little secret. You see, it involves very critical scientific research that has the potential to change the world as we know it. We obviously wouldn’t want this information to fall into the wrong hands. You see, I’m participating in a toilet tissue survey. I got free sample rolls and I will be given a survey when I’m done trying them out. Truly, this is a tremendous weight of responsibility